What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Dr No

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”